Um… no I won't.
I just wrote that sentence to get your attention and I'm admitting it.
Apparently, that's a thing now. On social media I see people sometimes writing, 'Oh I just said that to get your attention' or they might add a picture of a dog which they describe as 'unrelated image for attention'.
Strange thing: attention. Something of yours I can 'get'. And now you are 'giving' your attention to this post.
But did you actually give me your attention?
Or did I take it from you?